What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

What was the most challenging shift you experienced as an ER physician? Can you describe the details and reasons behind it?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

Has anyone ever read The Holy Bible completely through? If so, what was your overall impression of it?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”